Bahazzar

March 2012

a hilarious joke

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

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#omg #fhruigfrf

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I’m just a dreamer who dreams of fulfilling dreams.

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#come to me o'holy food

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#nuggets you shall soon be haram #but it's been a good run :')

“إن سرقت، اسرق جمل، وإن عشقت، اعشق قمر
If you steal, steal a camel, and if you love, love (someone as beautiful as) the moon.” —

-Egyptian Proverb

Meaning: If you’re going to do something, go all out.

(via arabswagger)

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